you're such a yoko

you're such a yoko when:

• unless they are in new york, LA, or austin, or you are actually on your way to the show, you dont ever really know where they are playing that night.
• you have carried an amp after 3 in the morning more than 4 times in order to start the process.
• there is a trailer parked in your driveway that used to belong to Jeff Pezzati.
• there is also a passenger van parked in your driveway.
• you've manned the merch baby.
• you're married to the guy. thats an automatic yoko.
• you don't interrupt the settling. 
• in lean years everyone gets t-shirts and cds for their birthdays.
• you hear it first.
• sometimes tour rhymes with manure.
• you never ever ever never tell the random bagger at the grocery store that your husband is in the band on the front of your daughter's t-shirt even when he freaks out that she's wearing it.
• you are forced to listen to the brilliant and unusual harmonies in the song Yellow Submarine twice in the year 2011. 
• your 6 year old girl is an elvis fanatic.
• your name appears in or is the title of one of his songs. 
• you let your mother-in-law collect the press clippings
• you are the final stop.
• you dont even have to read this list.
• you just are just another yoko.